My hair is so dried out that I turn around in math class to Mohan ripping out my split ends

Tommy: eheh you like my new default

Me: is that your subways uniform? 

Tommy: no its a polo lol its a bbc polo 80DOLLARS SO FUCKU

Me: oh LOL MY BADDDD its cute very cute

Tommy: thanks its a lion now go like it you bumass 

Me: can you give me Yifans number please

Billy: sure 917 385 5565

Me: thankyouthankyouthankyou

Billy: anytime

Billy: WAIT

Billy: LOLLLL

Billy: thats your number LMAO

Me: oh wait yea.. wtf im so stupid